There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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