I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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