dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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