STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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