we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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