sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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