SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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