either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You've changed since you got that strap on
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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