She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
