Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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