Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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