No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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