You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Shame - the story of my life.
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