ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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