Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
This baby is an asshole
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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