We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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