Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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