we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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