Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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