Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You can't motorboat a personality
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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