I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We need to get me chipped asap
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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