I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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