I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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