READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
