now i know why i became what i already was.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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