i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Don't make out with my wife yet
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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