i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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