the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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