well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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