I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Randomize
