are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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