Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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