we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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