I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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