You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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