I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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