"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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