What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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