wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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