you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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