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say what?
wanna hang out?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize