u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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