great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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