Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
