I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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