She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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