if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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