i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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