I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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