where am i from again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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