Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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