Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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