How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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