break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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