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I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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