she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
