Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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